Tag Archives: Christmas horror

It’s Official! You Suck! A Severe Lack of Turkeys Edition

          Shao Kahn’s a massive man with a massive appetite.  He’s ready for his Thanksgiving feast, which is likely what you would call everything on your dinner table.  He’ll find plenty to eat, but he won’t … Continue reading

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CONVENTION REPORT: MAD MONSTER PARTY Part 1

          Hong-cubines, Acoustics, and the Speed Dating that Never Was     Mad Monster Party, Charlotte, NC   March 23-24, 2012 at the Blake Hotel               I’ve been to so … Continue reading

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The Worst VHS Tapes Chad Ever Owned

        So if you’ve read my previous posts, it’s obvious that I am a huge fan of VHS. I love them. Plain and simple. It’s a dangerous addiction that I try to subside and fight it as … Continue reading

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APRIL FOOL’S DAY

        As the second part of Death Ensemble’s Deborah Foreman Double Shot, Phil reviews APRIL FOOL’S DAY.  A solid slasher, it’s got an ending that pisses people off.  Is it worth watching anyway?  Well, it’s still got … Continue reading

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Hell of Fame Inductee: Debbie Rochon

      Debbie Rochon   as coronated Queen of Queens by Phil Fasso         Debbie Rochon is fearless.  Through nearly 200 films and counting, she is never afraid to put it all on the line and … Continue reading

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It’s Official! You Suck! January 2012 Ed.

      Shao Kahn says, You Suck!     Shao Kahn said it best in this past April’s reboot of MORTAL KOMBAT when he spewed out, “It’s official!  You suck!”  I’ve re-appropriated his wise phrase for our monthly look … Continue reading

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Santa’s Sleigh and the Devil’s Ride

      Coming up with a theme for articles and reviews sometimes comes as a matter of circumstance.  For example:  It being December, I happened to watch 1959’s St. Nick vs. Satan flick SANTA CLAUS, which then keyed me … Continue reading

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TALES FROM THE CRYPT (1972)

          When I wrote my review of BLACK CHRISTMAS this morning, I mentioned it was the only scary Christmas horror film ever made.  Technically, I was correct, but also a bit off the mark.  Even though … Continue reading

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BLACK CHRISTMAS

          Ed. note- As much as I’m a think outside the bun person, I fully realize that on occasion going with the grain is not only the smart thing to do, but the right thing.  Capping … Continue reading

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CHRISTMAS EVIL

              It’s almost Christmas time. Excited aren’t you? I know I am! I love Christmas. So much going on, people being nice to each other, awesome holiday specials playing all the time, and Christmas … Continue reading

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