Back on January 28, I posted my reactions to the initial lineup for this weekend’s Chiller convention. As I bemoaned what I considered a slew of uninspiring guests, I said, “and Tawny Kitaen would’ve had my blood pumping if it were 1988 and she were rolling around on David Coverdale’s white Jaguar.” I thought nothing more of the comment and as the show added guests, I surmised I would save a lot of money.
Flash forward to April 21. I went to check something on DE’s seldom used Twitter feed, and to my surprise, I found a post from Tawny Kitaen. She’d found my post from January, and she good naturedly called me out on it, saying I should stop by her table at Chiller and give her a look.
I’m happy to report that Tawny Kitaen is still hotter than Hell. She was kind enough to agree a few days back to an interview, during which she felt up my leg. Don’t take my word for it. She mentions it here:
If you’d told me back in 1988 that I’d one day have Tawny hugging me, I’d have died in my teens. Today was a good day, and I thank you for that, Tawny. You can roll over the hood of my car anytime.