Tag Archives: You Suck!

IT’S OFFICIAL! YOU SUCK! The Fisher Foto Shoppe F.U.

Posted on January 29, 2013 at 9:07 PM by Fasso

      Take a look at this.  No, go ahead.  It’s free of charge.  I promise.  No, no, I don’t want so much as a dime for it.  C’mon, give it a look.           Good … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! The 35 mm Satan Debacle in Huntington

Posted on July 31, 2012 at 3:04 PM by Fasso

        Back in 2010, I had my greatest experience watching a movie in a theatre.  To coincide with a number of its guests, the Saturday Nightmares convention hosted a screening of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD in … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! The 1080 This Hi-Fi That 5.1 Surround This Blu-Ray Edition

Posted on June 30, 2012 at 11:22 AM by Fasso

        Now that Death Ensemble is a little more established as a horror site, I’m starting to get free screener copies of horror flicks from companies.  Shao Kahn is most pleased, as this definitely does not suck, … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! The Non-Invasive Home Invasion Edition

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 3:04 PM by Fasso

        Shao Kahn has broken into EarthRealm.  Threatening to take our best warriors and smash them to a pulp in Mortal Kombat, he’s compromised the safety of us all.   But what if he broke into your … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! February 2012 Edition

Posted on February 13, 2012 at 8:03 PM by Fasso

          Shao Kahn is most displeased at the massive amount of suckitude this month, so he’s forced  three of us to clear out some of it for him.  Joining me this time around are Chad E. … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! January 2012 Ed.

Posted on January 1, 2012 at 11:25 AM by Fasso

      Shao Kahn says, You Suck!     Shao Kahn said it best in this past April’s reboot of MORTAL KOMBAT when he spewed out, “It’s official!  You suck!”  I’ve re-appropriated his wise phrase for our monthly look … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! December 2011 Edition

Posted on December 10, 2011 at 8:28 PM by Fasso

      Ed. note—Welcome to another new segment on Death Ensemble!  We’re proud to present It’s Official! You Suck!, which gives our writers the chance to vent on some of the awful things going on within our beloved horror … Continue reading →

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