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HALLOWEEN (2007 Unrated)

        If you’re going to watch Rob Zombie’s version of HALLOWEEN, I’ll advise you pick up about half way through, when the second movie starts.  Confused?  Okay, Rob Zombie directed two different hour-long movies here, and stuck … Continue reading

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5 Women Worthy of the Hell of Fame

        In the wake of Jamie Lee Curtis’ change of heart about appearing at a horror con, I’ve been thinking a lot about just how important, and just how underappreciated, women in horror are.  The lion’s share … Continue reading

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Jamie Lee Curtis Doesn’t Hate You! She’s Ready to Do a Con

        For many, Jamie Lee Curtis is the golden grail of autographs.  For years she’s done book signings, sometimes signing horror stuff, sometimes not.  Apparently she made some comments a few years ago that she’s past her … Continue reading

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It’s Official! You Suck! February 2012 Edition

          Shao Kahn is most displeased at the massive amount of suckitude this month, so he’s forced  three of us to clear out some of it for him.  Joining me this time around are Chad E. … Continue reading

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Slashing away at a School of Thought

      In the early 1980s, the subgenre of slashers went through a boom period.  Piggybacking off John Carpenter’s masterpiece HALLOWEEN, Sean Cunningham’s FRIDAY THE 13TH set the box office on fire, and “inspired” a whole slew of slashers.  … Continue reading

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Back to School Slashers! Day 4- Repeating Classes

  Repeating classes is one of the worst parts of high school.  Especially when your life is at stake!  School slashers are no stranger to repeating themselves, and so here on Day 4, we look at HELLO MARY LOU: PROM … Continue reading

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HALLOWEEN H20

          On its opening night, I went to see SORORITY ROW, a flick that is a silly remake of a just-as- silly 1980s slasher.  Slashers aren’t my favorite horror flicks, so why this lame remake inspired … Continue reading

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Back to School Slashers! Day 2- Gruesome Graduation

      September means back to school slaughter at Death Ensemble, so I’m proud to revive my series of school slasher reviews.  Day 2 brings us three films that focus on the end of the year, normally a bittersweet … Continue reading

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PROM NIGHT

          On its opening night, I went to see SORORITY ROW, a flick that is a silly remake of a just-as- silly 1980s slasher.  Slashers aren’t my favorite horror flicks, so why this lame remake inspired … Continue reading

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