Tag Archives: Sarah Fasso

IT’S OFFICIAL! YOU SUCK! The Fisher Foto Shoppe F.U.

      Take a look at this.  No, go ahead.  It’s free of charge.  I promise.  No, no, I don’t want so much as a dime for it.  C’mon, give it a look.           Good … Continue reading

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CONVENTION REPORT: Chiller Theatre October 2012

        The More Things Change… (the more the Cliché Stays the Same)   Chiller Theatre, Parsippany, NJ   October 26-28 at the Parsippany Sheraton     When I’d heard months before the October Chiller that the show was changing … Continue reading

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GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH

        Okay, so Phil isn’t exactly enamored with every movie Joe Dante’s made.  To this day 22 years later, he can’t decide if the excruciating sunburn or GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH was the more painful that … Continue reading

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Joe Pilato, the Cave, and Music for the Trip

    I’m a creature of ceremony, and on my way to Monster-Mania back in March ’09,  I picked up on a new ritual that’s become part of my pre-convention experience.  My mom was a few months from dying from … Continue reading

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Wes Bentley, You’re Back!

        A few weeks ago, Van Halen released a new album featuring David Lee Roth as its lead singer.  After a 29-year absence following the band’s 1984 album, frontman Roth returns on A Different Kind of Truth … Continue reading

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UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING

          Ed. note- I’m not discussing the 3D version of UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING because I saw it in glorious 2D.  Glasses are up to $4 on Long Island, and I don’t like my wallet getting raped.  Plus, … Continue reading

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A Vorhees with Fries: Horror’s Love of Franchises

    Watching UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING the other night with my sister Sarah got me thinking.  With four entries now and possibly more to come in the future, UNDERWORLD was a franchise.  It was a sustainable series, with a fanbase that … Continue reading

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All the Best Horror is on TV

    This past April was the last time I got excited about seeing a horror flick in a theatre.  I’d heard great things about INSIDIOUS, and I was pleased to find it lived up to every one of them.  … Continue reading

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TWILIGHT: Is It the Most Successful “Horror” Franchise of All Time?

      Here’s a word that turns the stomachs of the hardcore among us horror fans: TWILIGHT.  When not followed by the word “ZONE,” it signifies sparkling vampires who brood more than Hamlet on his best day, shirtless teen … Continue reading

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