Tag Archives: Friday the 13th

MOTHER’S DAY

        Ed. note– Hey, call me typical, unoriginal and everything non-Tromatic by reprinting a review of MOTHER’S DAY  on Mother’s Day.  But not so fast.  Read the first two paragraphs, and you’ll realize this was Icons of … Continue reading

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ROSEMARY’S BABY

        Next up in the Tour through Hell, Phil takes a look at ROSEMARY’S BABY, a seminal flick that bores him, despite its iconic status.  Read on to see why Phil doesn’t understand its status as a … Continue reading

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Summertime and the Dying’s Easy

      Ed. note– We interrupt our OMEN coverage with Chadworth’s piece on a very hot topic.  Summer hit a week back, and Chad takes a look at some fine examples of summer camp slashers.  Please be aware that … Continue reading

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THE FINAL CONFLICT

        Far too often, horror franchises follow a tired formula, where the monster returns in sequel after sequel simply to slay the next group of anonymous teens.  Even though these franchises progress in number, the Jasons and … Continue reading

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THE BURNING: Reflections on Writing a Remake

        A crucial part of the writing process takes place well after the last word’s  been put to the page.  A writer formulates an idea;  writes the piece;  and revises it.  Once that’s all been done, any … Continue reading

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Con Report: Chiller April 2012

        The Sprawling Chaos     Chiller Theatre, Parsippany, NJ   April 28 at the Parsippany Hilton     I take stock of last weekend’s Chiller convention, and here’s what I come up with:  I met five … Continue reading

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THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

        Ed. note– Mike Cucinotta and I followed our breakfast buffet today with a showing of CABIN IN THE WOODS.  Dimming our experience, both literally and figuratively, was the theatre’s projectionist.  As Mike explained to me, he … Continue reading

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It’s Official! You Suck! The Non-Spoiler Spoiler Edition

          Shao Kahn is furious.  While scouring the Earthrealm for those to punish and cast into slavery, he came across a number of horror writers on the internet.  Ready to smash these weak, pathetic fools with … Continue reading

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A Vorhees with Fries: Horror’s Love of Franchises

    Watching UNDERWORLD: AWAKENING the other night with my sister Sarah got me thinking.  With four entries now and possibly more to come in the future, UNDERWORLD was a franchise.  It was a sustainable series, with a fanbase that … Continue reading

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It’s Official! You Suck! December 2011 Edition

      Ed. note—Welcome to another new segment on Death Ensemble!  We’re proud to present It’s Official! You Suck!, which gives our writers the chance to vent on some of the awful things going on within our beloved horror … Continue reading

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