Tag Archives: Shao Kahn

It’s Official! You Suck! The Schmoeller Audio Debacle

Posted on December 22, 2012 at 7:05 PM by Fasso

        The teacher in me feels compelled to sum–     Oh wait.  Why don’t you listen in, instead?     Click>>>This Audio Doesn’t Suck<<<here

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It’s Official! You Suck! A Severe Lack of Turkeys Edition

Posted on November 22, 2012 at 9:59 AM by Fasso

          Shao Kahn’s a massive man with a massive appetite.  He’s ready for his Thanksgiving feast, which is likely what you would call everything on your dinner table.  He’ll find plenty to eat, but he won’t … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! The Persistence of Time Edition

Posted on September 2, 2012 at 2:23 PM by Fasso

        Fighting games have always been my favorite genre of videogames.  One big reason for that is that I win or lose in a very short amount of time.  I either raise my hand in victory or … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! The 35 mm Satan Debacle in Huntington

Posted on July 31, 2012 at 3:04 PM by Fasso

        Back in 2010, I had my greatest experience watching a movie in a theatre.  To coincide with a number of its guests, the Saturday Nightmares convention hosted a screening of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD in … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! The Non-Invasive Home Invasion Edition

Posted on May 23, 2012 at 3:04 PM by Fasso

        Shao Kahn has broken into EarthRealm.  Threatening to take our best warriors and smash them to a pulp in Mortal Kombat, he’s compromised the safety of us all.   But what if he broke into your … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! April 2012 Convention Edition

Posted on April 29, 2012 at 10:23 AM by Fasso

        Shao Kahn has scoured the convention circuit, and he is most displeased at what he’s found.  If he had time to waste, he’d challenge the offenders to Mortal Kombat.  But Shao Kahn is a busy man, … Continue reading →

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DE Celebrates the Art of the Fatality: MK Turns 1

Posted on April 19, 2012 at 8:54 PM by Fasso

        FATALITY!   There’s no better word in the English language than that one when I turn on my Xbox and go to destroy tiers of opponents, laying waste to the likes of Sub Zero, Liu Kang, … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! The Non-Spoiler Spoiler Edition

Posted on March 21, 2012 at 9:57 PM by Fasso

          Shao Kahn is furious.  While scouring the Earthrealm for those to punish and cast into slavery, he came across a number of horror writers on the internet.  Ready to smash these weak, pathetic fools with … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! February 2012 Edition

Posted on February 13, 2012 at 8:03 PM by Fasso

          Shao Kahn is most displeased at the massive amount of suckitude this month, so he’s forced  three of us to clear out some of it for him.  Joining me this time around are Chad E. … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! You Suck! December 2011 Edition

Posted on December 10, 2011 at 8:28 PM by Fasso

      Ed. note—Welcome to another new segment on Death Ensemble!  We’re proud to present It’s Official! You Suck!, which gives our writers the chance to vent on some of the awful things going on within our beloved horror … Continue reading →

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