THE BURNING: Reflections on Writing a Remake

 

 

THE BURNING, my source material

 

 

A crucial part of the writing process takes place well after the last word’s  been put to the page.  A writer formulates an idea;  writes the piece;  and revises it.  Once that’s all been done, any writer worth his salt reflects on his piece.  He asks himself question, derives opinions, and truly understands what he wrote and why he wrote it in the first place.

 

So when I finished writing a remake of THE BURNING about a month ago, I took a week or so without really thinking about it, and then I reflected on my script.  Here are my reflections on my writing.

 

 

 

Writing a remake wasn’t hypocritical–  I have just about every gripe about the current slew of remakes that everybody else has.  So it would be too easy for you to say, “Hey Phil, you chump, you have some nerve writing a remake.”  To which I say, you couldn’t be more off base.  I’ve seen most of these remakes, and I know their flaws, inside and out.  The challenge was to write a remake that sidestepped those flaws, one that would actually please audiences who loved the originals.  THE BURNING is a response to all those unsatisfying remakes.  So there’s no hypocrisy at all, just an effort to make the landscape of horror films better, one film at a time.

 

Create an 80s feel— One of the many problems with this slew of remakes is that they remake 80s horror, but they don’t feel like 80s horror at all.  They’re slick packages, a little too self-knowing, and altogether too modern.  My script feels like it was written in 1981.  The dialogue is vintage 80s, without any irony or gloss.  It’s the way I remember people speaking when I was a kid, and even more importantly, it’s how people spoke in that era’s horror flicks.  I also made sure to follow the beats of an 80s slasher, something this crop of remakes altogether never does.  Moving along the same schedule those films followed made for a vintage feel in the plotting, and that was crucial.

 

Create characters that people care about–  One problem that both contemporary and 80s slashers suffer from is characters who are one-dimensional and deserve no sympathy.  I can’t write like that.  If I’m investing the time and love to write 90 pages, I’ve got to care about the people I’ve created.  I’ve got to flesh them out, give myself and the audience good reason to care about them and want them to live.  The original BURNING did a great job of that, and I owed it both to that film and any audience my remake might have to follow suit.  You can accuse my script of many things, but you can’t legitimately accuse it of being home to folks churned out of the Generic Stereotype Generator.  I wouldn’t do that to you.

 

Add commentary–  I’m a disciple of George Romero, plain, clean and simple.  My problem with slashers is that almost none of them have anything to say beyond, “Knife meeting flesh equals death.”  So I decided to include commentary from stuff in my own life.  THE BURNING as I rewrote it is really about two men who’ve been disenfranchised.  One because he lost his job, the other because he made a choice that led to a bad outcome.  These two characters come straight from my own experience.  A few years back, I lost my career in teaching.  I’m still trying to get back on my feet, and let me tell you, it’s not easy.  I also made a choice to do something noble, and suffered greatly because of it.  So I took those two experiences, and from them gave birth to my antagonist and protagonist, Cropsy and Todd.  And in doing so, I created a slasher with depth.

 

Creative kills– Slasher films get all their juice from two elements:  the slasher himself, and his kills.  I went out of my way to be as creative with the kills as I could.  Cropsy is a caretaker at a summer camp, so I made sure to include as many tools of his craft as I could.  I’m pretty sure I did a great job in keeping things interesting.  And let me tell you, lawn mowers can get really messy.

 

Follow the basic plots, but include the swerves— Current remakes go one of two ways:  they either follow the original plot so closely, that a remake is irrelevant (THE HILLS HAVE EYES);  or they go so far off base they might as well not even be a remake (FRIDAY THE 13TH).  What I’ve always asked is, where’s the happy medium?  In my remake.  I had a plot to follow as a base, which made sense.  But what if I threw in a bunch of swerves?  I could adhere to the basic plot structure, so people who’d seen the original would be satisfied.  But they’d also find fresh material that would play with their expectations, and keep them interested.  Taking this approach was crucial, and I think I pulled it off.

 

Writing horror can get really grim— I had put down THE BURNING for almost two years before last month.  42 pages in, I’d hit a rut I couldn’t dig myself out of.  Then I sat down and 44 pages in 9 days.  Intense doesn’t begin to describe what I put myself through.  The last third of the script is packed with deaths, and I had no idea just how depressing it can be to kill off so many characters I’d come to care about.  It got so grim by the end that I couldn’t wait to finish writing.  When I look back at some of the kills, I still wince. So it doesn’t surprise me that my new project I started writing yesterday is a nice little romantic comedy.

 

Catharsis—This is the most crucial part of any piece, for the audience and the writer.  Through characters on the page or screen, we associate parts of our own lives with what they’re going through, suffer with them, and purge out our souls through them.  I achieved this in rewriting THE BURNING.  A nifty trick for a script that’s basically an 80s slasher.

 

 

Too often we go through life without really reflecting on what we’ve done.  That’s unfortunate, because reflection is crucial in life, and in art.  I thought you might find my reflections on rewriting THE BURNING interesting.  If you glean anything from this piece, I’d reflect on that as a good thing.

 

–Phil Fasso

 

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It’s Official! You Suck! The Non-Invasive Home Invasion Edition

 

 

How Shao Kahn treats home invasion directors

 

 

Shao Kahn has broken into EarthRealm.  Threatening to take our best warriors and smash them to a pulp in Mortal Kombat, he’s compromised the safety of us all.

 

But what if he broke into your house?  Abused your mom?  Killed your kittens?  Put all your toys in kinky sexual positions… and did worse to your dad?

 

That would suck.  Welcome to the newest wave in horror, the home invasion movie.

 

For a decade now, there have been some grim turns in our genre that have taken the joy out of watching horror.  First it was torture porn.  Watching people tied to chairs having their parts cut off slowly isn’t fun.  In fact, one would have to be part sadist to take any pleasure in that.  It had its run for a while, and fell out of vogue, as evidenced by last October’s passing without a new SAW film.  But it didn’t really hit extinction.  No, the torture film evolved.  Or maybe devolved is a better word.  People are still being tied to chairs and their parts are still being cut off, but now it’s happening in the sanctity of their own homes.

 

 

A 2 hour ode to sadism

 

 

I admit that had I not reviewed a screener of Darren Lynn Bousman’s remake of MOTHER’S DAY, I would be griping about something else sucking this month.  But Anchor Bay sent me a copy, neatly wrapped in plastic and sealed in a nice envelope.  In return for their kindness, I tried to watch it in one sitting.  That turned out to be impossible.  For you see, for all my love of demons, zombies and children of the Antichrist, I’m actually a very sensitive guy.  I’m in tune with humanity, and as an extension, people’s feelings.  MOTHER’S DAY was so offensive, so hurtful to the human condition, so far from what I enjoy about horror that it took me several tries at the wheel to get through it.

 

And here’s why.  This wave of home invasion flicks, be it MOTHER’S DAY or THE AGGRESSION SCALE or even the remake of STRAW DOGS all follow the same treacherous plot:  people are comfortable in their homes;  violent, disruptive offenders break into those homes;  violent offenders violently offend the people in their homes.  Now I haven’t seen SCALE or STRAW DOGS, but I’ve read enough about them to understand they follow this plan.  Unless somebody sends me screener copies, I’m not likely to see either.  Because I don’t want to watch people getting violently beaten, raped and tortured in their own homes.  And I have every right not to.

 

I understand why these films have power.  The home is supposed to be the safe place.  Close the door on your way in, and you close out all the evils of the world.  When someone busts down your door and holds a shotgun to your girlfriend’s head, or a knife to your little son’s throat, the one place in the world you should be safe no longer is.  Reach back into our primal DNA, and cavemen held the very same fear.  Since the dawn of man, we’ve done everything we can to protect the home.  So when invaders come interloping into our kitchens, put up their feet on the counter and threaten to rape and maim us, it hits a nerve.

 

But here’s the problem:  it’s so close to real, there’s no way I could ever stomach one of these flicks, let alone enjoy one.  I’ve had the debate with slasher fans over the years, and I come back to it with home invasion flicks.  The reason I love supernatural horror more than any other is because it’s farther removed from reality than a guy with a knife, or in home invasion flicks, a group of people with all sorts of weapons.  I go to THE OMEN to get away from the stuff in the headlines, not to drive it further into my head.  Home invasion flicks live and breathe off normal mortals who are so morally twisted, they’ll do anything to satisfy their ends.  So while I can imagine a world in which the Antichrist and a jackal sired the devil himself, I live in a world where torture, rape and murder takes place daily.  And I can’t ever get a thrill out of that happening onscreen.

 

And I’m firmly under the belief that only a sadist could.  Look, you’re free to enjoy what you please.  I’m not one to judge your entertainment, or what gives you a thrill.  And I’ve written enough college English papers to understand catharsis.  But I also understand that we’re all individually drawn to art for a reason;  and if you like watching people have drills run through their hands as they’re strapped to a dining room chair, that makes me question why you would dig such a thing.  Maybe some of you could comment for me on this post, and please explain.  I can only speak for myself.  I have no sadism in my heart, and so these films are just grim exercises in pain for me.

 

 

 

THEM (ILS) poster

 

 

When I wrote my review of THEM (ILS), I made mention that it was part home invasion.  But that’s not the whole of it.  ILS is a smart film that’s really a something is out there flick.  Yes, forces break into a house, but it’s a cunning chase, a dangerous game of cat and mouse, and the two lovers are never tied down and beaten.  If more home invasion films took their cue from it, then I would have a lot less to gripe about.

 

As it stands, there’s a wave of these things out and soon to be released.  If fans keep buying, filmmakers will keep making.  My only hope is that there are a lot fewer sadists in the world that I surmise.

 

The teacher in me feels compelled to sum up this lesson as thus:  If directors made home invasion films that focused more on chase and mystery than outright, unpleasant sadism, these flicks would be of interest to people outside of those who enjoy kicking bums.  Until they start making those films, Shao Kahn says to these directors… IT’S OFFICIAL!  YOU SUCK!

 

–Phil Fasso

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PIECE BY PIECE: Scott Goldberg’s short trailer for THE THREE

 

 

Subject:

 

A trailer for Long Island director Scott Goldberg’s upcoming film THE THREE, starring John Amplas and Lori Cardille of George Romero’s DAY OF THE DEAD.

 

 

Lifespan:

 

2 minutes 33 seconds

 

 

The body:

 

Some graphics slide onto the screen, accompanied by beeping noises that indicate some computer program is involved.  In black-and-white, Dr. James Fisher appears and talks directly to the camera.  He explains how his team of scientists has created human replicas who will go to war in our place, and save countless human lives.  A female doctor explains how she lost her son in the Iraq war.  The screen turns color, and shows her meeting her son.  Then a split screen shows a replica coming painfully to awakening.  Ominous music accompanies views of what appears to be the outside of Fisher’s facility, then a mall.  In juxtaposition, a man in the woods explains to another that he has a cure for sick family members, then swings an axe.  In a final split screen, Fisher appears in a gas mask, raving about the destruction of mankind, as the replica shudders in the other screen.  The last almost minute of the trailer explain its purpose (fundraising) and provide technical credits.

 

 

Dissection:

 

This trailer does everything a trailer’s supposed to do.  Fisher’s explanation at the beginning lets the audience know where the film is going, without giving away the house in full.  The ominous music as things heat up gives the whole thing a perilous tone, and enhances the video.  The stark black-and-white at the outset contrasts with the vivacious colors that come later;  it’s a shocking transition that serves the video well.  It also reminded me of the transition from NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD into DAWN OF THE DEAD and DAY OF THE DEAD, as the latter two are in full color.

 

The trailer also sells John Amplas to the hilt.  There’s reason I mentioned DAWN and DAY above, as Scott Goldberg is a huge fan of George Romero’s, especially DAY.  Featuring Amplas so prominently tells the viewer that this film is in the Romero vein, as does Lori Cardille’s appearance, though much more brief.  What really surprises me is that I wouldn’t know from the trailer that the lab stuff was filmed in the Wampum Mines, where Romero filmed DAY.  Goldberg went out of his way to shoot there, but there’s no strong visual that indicates this.

 

The trailer for THE THREE displays clearly what a talented filmmaker Goldberg is.  During our interview we discussed the film, and it’s nice to see it’s coming to fruition.  This video has me wanting to see the final outcome, and that’s the highest praise I can give it.

 

One side note:  Scott wanted me to play the role of the sick family member.  I was flattered, but I’ll stick to the writing end of things, where my talents lie.

 

 

Postmortem:

 

 

Cause of death–  John Amplas, touches of George Romero and human replicas.  Why can’t we learn to leave nature to its course?

 

Interment instructions–  Keep the memory of this trailer alive, as the world waits for the final film, which I surmise will be impressive.

 

View the body

 

 

 

–Phil Fasso

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RESURRECTING CARRIE

 

 

Carrie won't stay dead

 

 

Ed. note– I’t's my pleasure to welcome Michael Stever to the Death Ensemble staff.  Michael is a talented director, filmmaker, camera man and writer, and even with all that on his plate, he’s taken the time to join us.  His passion for Stephen King’s character Carrie is evident in this video, his first piece for DE.  Enjoy.– P.F.

 

 

The literary & cinematic institution that is Stephen King’s Carrie, has remained a conundrum for its creators where the musical stage version is concerned.  And even though she’s yet to see her finest hour on the boards, terms like “cult-hit” and “epic-flop” continue to give Carrie The Musical a legendary notoriety that simply can’t be bought.  While the mixed reviews for MCC Theatre’s 2012 revival of Carrie were not what the theatre community at large had hoped for, it’s important to consider when juxtaposed to the ‘scathing, ‘Brutal-As-Hell’ reviews from 1988, this production team was definitely on the right track.

 

“I simply wanted more,” notes New York City producer, director & actress Linda S. Nelson.  So many elements of this ‘Carrie’ were spot on, yet when it came to the execution of her telekinetic powers on stage this production really fell short.”  “It’s clear they chose a more personalized, ‘human-interest’ approach with the story, which was interesting but might have steered a little too far from the epic ‘over the top’ Grand Guignol blood-letting Carrie fans thirst for.”

 

This itself is a fascinating consideration, and exemplifies just how difficult a ‘pitch-perfect’ production of Carrie The Musical  will be to successfully execute.  But between the ever-evolving state of on-stage special effects, in conjunction with the use of eye popping projections, Carrie will one day have her bloody revenge not only on her cruel classmates and religious fanatic mother – but the evil critics, theatre snobs and naysayers to boot!

 

 

Filmmaker Michael Stever, passionate about Carrie's resurrection

 

 

“I remember when the ’88 production of ‘Carrie’ came out,” recalls indie horror actor & filmmaker Joe Zaso,  “I saw the TV spots and they were actually really cool, very creepy. Then I read the reviews and was amazed at how nasty the reviewers were to this show.  However, to this day it’s the one show all my friends tell me they wish they’d seen, but didn’t’ get the chance as it closed way too soon.”

 

Despite heavy duty success for Fame and Footloose lyricist Dean Pitchford & composer Michael Gore, both admit entrusting Carrie to ‘British Import’ director Terry Hands, and German producer Fredrich Kurz proved to be the nail in the coffin for Carrie ’88.  “We were so young and naive back then,” recalls Pitchford . “Looking back now we’d have done things much differently.”  Composer Michael Gore admits that their naivete put them at a serious disadvantage.  ”We were dealing with a talented, but overbearing director who had virtually no knowledge, or affinity for the very American institution of ‘Senior Prom’ – in addition to a nervous German producer who basically fled the country when things got dicey after the New York opening.”  Given the thunderous cheering, and standing ovations the show received nightly, the producers should have had more faith in Carrie 88′s ability to recoup its investment. Of course hindsight is always twenty/twenty.  Few people are even aware that iconic directors like Bob Fosse and David Lynch had all thrown their hats into Carrie’s ‘ring of fire!’ “Fosse wanted the piece to be even darker,” noted Gore.  Fosse was a smart man indeed.

 

 

The legendary Piper Laurie discusses the Carrie phenomenon

 

 

The aforementioned ‘human-interest’ angle has manifested with a focus on “bullying,” a term which has grown in the heart’s of the Carrie 2012 producing team.  It’s also the focus of a fascinating behind-the-scenes documentary short film you can watch below hosted by director & filmmaker,Michael Stever  Stever talks candidly with virtually every major player on the Carrie 2012 creative team, plus legendary actress Piper Laurie who starred in Brian DePalma’s classic 1976 film CARRIE.  Laurie is presently promoting her own riveting memoir entitled, Learning To Live Out Loud: A Memoir.   ”Bullying has always been there.” notes Laurie in Stever’s short film,‘Resurrecting Carrie!’  “To me it’s a crutch used by news organizations. I honestly don’t know if it’s any worse now or not.”

Fortunately this current revivals creative team was much more in sync, and it shows. Yet, those trouble spots remain. Who will pick up that ’Carrie Mantle’ next?  There are a number of theaters vying for that coveted spot. Whoever does deserves major kudos and ONE HELL of a lofty band of creative geniuses to make it work!  But worry not Carrie fans, our telekinetic underdog Queen will have her on stage revenge one day soon – and what a glorious day it will be indeed!

 

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Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead

 

 

Skipp's awesome and depressing tome

 

 

 

I need to step away from zombies for a long time.  That’s the ultimate compliment I can give to John Skipp’s massive collection of undead stories, Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead.  It’s the most impressive compilation of zombie stories I’ve ever read—and I own a few—but 700 pages of nihilism as the world becomes a living necropolis have left me more than a little bummed.  That’s a testament to the power of the stories here, as they’re all potent and well written.  Which is also the book’s curse.

 

Skipp is best known for his collaboration with Craig Spector.  The two wrote together and even produced the screenplay for A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD.  But fans of George Romero’s Dead saga know the two best for their compilation Book of the Dead, in which a number of high profile authors posited characters in Romero’s universe.  With tales from Stephen King, Robert McCammon and Joe R. Lansdale among others (they’re all represented here), the book was a huge hit that’s sadly fallen out of print.  I’ve never seen a copy in person, but Skipp’s name held enough sway the last time I was in a Borders Books store before the chain closed, that I picked up Hungry Dead.

 

I plunged into it and read a number of stories the first few days I had it.  But man do the dead get depressing quickly.  So much so that after I read a section reprinted from King’s novel Pet Sematary and a few others, I had to put it down for a while.  Every so often the last eight months or so, I would pick it up and bang out a few more stories.  And there are some great ones here.  Leonid Andreyev’s “Lazarus” opens the tome; it’s a grim look at how life might have been better for the famed biblical character had Jesus never resurrected him.  Neil Gaiman’s main character in “Bitter Grounds” steals a man’s identity for a college professors’ convention, to ill results.  Adam Golaski’s “The Dead Gather on the Bridge to Seattle” offers a powerful tale of familial love, and just how far into despair a man will travel to save his sister.  These are just a few of the great works at hand.  They’re also among the most depressing.  I always go to horror because it’s fun, and even when Romero’s at his darkest, there’s always some joy to be gleaned (even in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, with Johnny’s picking on Barbra, and Ben’s strong central performance).  But there’s very little joy to be found here.  That first week I owned the book, McCammon’s “Eat Me” was the one that stopped me dead in my tracks.  It’s actually a touching story about blooming love in a dead world.  It’s also horrifying and repulsive in its outcome.  A few years ago when I was extremely depressed, that story would’ve felt at home in my head.  But I’m at a better place in life of late.  So I can’t take so much grim in one sitting.

 

There are a few lighter tales in here, but even they’re morbid.  Psycho author Robert Bloch’s “A Case of the Stubborns” (which Romero turned into an episode of Tales from the Darkside) has a wicked sense of humor to it.  Douglas E. Winter’s mockup of The Bridges of Madison County with “The Zombies of Madison County” is a brilliant pastiche that’s worlds better than Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.  And Les Daniels’ “The Good Parts” actually had me laughing at points.  But in a world where the dead eat the living, even these brought me right back to nihilism.

 

For historic value, the compilation also includes W.B. Seabrook’s “…Dead Men Working in the Cane Fields,” from his nonfiction book The Magic Island.  Seabrook’s spurious book set the tone for four decades of Haitian voodoo zombie flicks, most importantly White Zombie.  This selection from it is a creepy little piece that must’ve shocked audiences in the simpler times of the 1930s.

 

Skipp also speaks directly to the reader, in a prologue, epilogue and in front of each story.  This guy may love zombies even more than I do, and it shows.  He gives a brief history of the walking dead, outlining why they’re his favorite monster (and mine).  At the book’s back, he discusses the zombie’s expansion into pop culture.  Best, he describes why each story in here appeals to him.  For a splatterpunk guy, he’s got a deep appreciation for literature and literary history, which the English teacher in me took to heart.  Skipp knows his stuff, and his material is a discourse on the whole subgenre.

 

As I said at the start, Zombies: Encounters with the Hungry Dead is an awesome collection that has been hard for me to make it through.  As I approach middle age, I’m the happiest I’ve ever been in my life.  I brought that happy attitude to this tome, which in turn brought me to some dark places.  That speaks to the power of Skipp’s collection, a relentless look at just how ugly the light at the end of the tunnel can be when it emanates from a coffin that’s just been broken out of.

 

–Phil Fasso

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POPATOPOLIS

 

 

Yep, this sells POPATOPOLIS

 

 

Check out POPATOPOLIS on Netflix Instant.  It’s a nice companion piece to BEST WORST MOVIE, and an insane inside look at Jim Wynorski taking on what would seem an impossible challenge.

 

 

When I met Kelli Maroney at the Texas Frightmare Weekend back in 2008, this guy was standing next to her.  He looked kind of like a schlub, a shabby gentleman who was talking to me a mile a minute as I chatted up Maroney.  I remember thinking, “Man, that guy is pretty pushy for a handler,” and that he’d almost ruined my experience with the star of CHOPPING MALL.  Only later that weekend did fellow Icons of Fright writer Beth point out that the schlub was Jim Wynorski, director of CHOPPING MALL.  Four years later, I feel vindicated after watching POPATOPOLIS, a documentary on how Wynorski made the movie THE WITCHES OF BREASTWICK in a weekend with a crew of three.  Wynorski is a schlub who loves to hear himself talk, and can get as annoying when he’s making a film as he can when standing next to a star at a convention.  POPATOPOLIS is really a character study through the lens of one wild weekend of filmmaking.  It’s not flattering to Wynorski, but it’s a fun look at a whirling madman.

 

 

 

Roger Corman, major Wynorski supporter

 

 

Wynorski started under Roger Corman, and the whole weekend stands as a throwback to Corman’s own truncated shooting schedules.  Roger himself speaks on Wynorski, doling out compliments proudly to his protégé.  But then, I’ve never heard Corman speak poorly of anyone to come out of his school of filmmakers.  Wynorski may capture the spirit of Corman, but he lacks the veteran’s talent, as his final product THE WITCHES OF BREASTWICK proves (I’ve seen it, and I’m not surprised it was shot in three days by three people).

 

The fun here is watching Wynorski assemble a miniscule crew on the fly, bring in actors including some who show up late, getting flustered and yelling a lot.  Wynorski wants to be a perfectionist on a three-day shooting schedule, and he’s not exactly kind in corralling others into his “vision;”  he makes his actresses go through 20+ takes on dialogue scenes, gets pissed over a scene where a car has to drive down a street, and in a scene of truly inspired comedy, lights his big fireside coven scene with car headlights and flashlights.  Oh, and he does so without a shooting permit for the park where he stages it.

 

 

 

Huge breasted women having dialogue issues

 

 

Wynorski is a dick throughout much of it.  And yet, he’s got a cluster of people who swear by him.  Aside from Corman, there’s low budget actress Julie Strain, B-movie director Andy Sidaris, and most notably frequent Wynorski actress Julie K. Smith.  She seems to know how to handle Jim, as in when she argues the logical reason for her character to wear glasses earlier in the film (an argument she apparently has with him every time the work together).  She gets annoyed right back at him throughout, but she’s well aware of what the job entails.  Strain thinks that if given a real budget, Wynorski would make really good films, and that he’s hurting both himself and the industry by making a film over a weekend.  I agree with her on the latter, but as for his talents, I still say they’re questionable at best.

 

 

 

In a rare moment, Wynorski isn't yelling

 

 

The one noble quality that director Clay Westervelt captures in Wynorski is his passion for filmmaking.  Wynorski may be a hack, but God bless him, he’s a hack that loves his job.  Westervelt includes scenes with the director’s mom, that paint him as an oddball in his life outside of work.  These clips entertain, as Mom is quite a character herself.  It’s evident the apple didn’t fall far from the tree here.

 

 

 

Madman Jim Wynorski and documentarian Clay Westervelt

 

 

According to the POPATOPOLIS website, Westervelt had worked for Wynorski, doing reshoots on one of his many films.  I can see why he’d be intrigued with crystallizing Jim with a documentary about this experience, and Westervelt does well with it.  He clearly respects the man, and captures the madness to sweet perfection.

 

 

 

Wynorski pointing out some of his 907aliases

 

 

I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention Wynorski’s multitude of directing aliases.  If I ever open a Horror Movie Directors Relocation Program wing on Death Ensemble, this guy would need his own section.  He rivals many of the spaghetti horror Italians in sheer number of fake names.

 

Even if you’ve never seen a Jim Wynorski film, POPATOPOLIS should entertain you.  It’s got an insane verve to it, and it’s a fascinating look inside a rushed production by a guy who’s made 90 schlocky films.  Hell, living up to its loopy title it even includes female nudity.  Of course, if you’re a fan of CHOPPING MALL or THE BARE WENCH PROJECT, you’ll get even more mileage out of the fun here.  I’ve seen Kelli Maroney at a few cons since, but I haven’t spotted Wynorski with her since.  If I ever do, I’ll surely congratulate him on his career, applaud him for the behind the scenes look I got in this documentary, and ask him for an interview.  I guarantee it would be as wild a ride as trying to complete filming on a film over a weekend.

 

–Phil Fasso

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THE GHASTLY LOVE OF JOHNNY X Hits the Road

 

 

JOHNNY X takes it on the road

 

 

Straight from the desk of director Paul Bunnell:

 

 

 

 

Dear johnnyXmovie Alumni & Fans ..


You may recall working on a fun movie back in 2010 (or 2004 for some of you) called


THE GHASTLY LOVE OF JOHNNY X


Here’s your chance to see it in all its glory!


Please share this with your friends — this is a public event!


DANCES WITH FILMS is screening JOHNNY X at the Chinese 6 Theatres in Hollywood on Wednesday, June 6th at 2:45pm. 


ADVANCE tickets are NOW ON SALE and may be purchased thru www.movietickets.com OR by going directly to the Chinese Theatre box office.  All tickets are $10 prior to May 31st.  THEREAFTER all tickets are $13.


Please reserve your tickets NOW!  There is limited seating currently available and we anticipate having a sold out show!  And please arrive early!


Many of the cast and crew will be attending!


A Personal Message


To everyone who wanted to see my nine-year labor of love — here’s your chance to see it in style ..

Please come out and support this wonderful film festival and JOHNNY X and ME and I will be ever so grateful ..


See you at the Chinese 6 Theatres on June 6th!


P.S. If you can’t make the screening you can also show your support by LIKING our FACEBOOK PAGE for JOHNNY X MOVIE :)

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Brooke Lewis’ MS. VAMPY Wins Communicator Award

 

 

Scream, Brooke, Scream!

 

 

It’s always nice to encounter people who are socially conscious.  Around the time I interviewed Brooke Lewis, she was gearing up for Bowling for Boobies, in relief of breast cancer.  She’s also had an ongoing series called MS. VAMPY’S TWEEN TAWK, TEEN TAWK & IN BETWEEN TALK, in which her vampire character Ms. Vampy discusses with kids the real life issues that affect them.  It’s a nice concept, as the scream queen helps kids talk about things that may not be so easy to converse about.  Brooke is a fundamentally awesome person at heart, and I can proudly announce that the series has been honored by the Communicator Awards for Social Responsibility in its content.

 

Horror itself is usually nasty stuff, with bloodletting, monsters and gore.  But the last eight years, I’ve discovered many of the people behind it are nice, socially conscious individuals, and many of them are great examples of humanity.  Brooke Lewis certainly fits that bill, and I look forward to her continuing in her efforts to use horror as a tool to help those in need.

 

Brooke, you’re awesome.  Much love, baby, and keep up the great work.

 

–Phil Fasso

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Charming Incantations: Enticed

 

 

A charming piece of cover art

 

 

 

 

Ed. note– I owe a profound apology to author Monique Snyman.  She sent me this novel for review ages ago, and I promised her and myself that I would review it soon after.  I can cry about my insanely busy schedule, but in the end I have no excuse.  I hope this review, at this late hour, serves the novel well, and that Ms. Snyman hasn’t cut me off from reviewing her future works.  She’s got talent, as you’ll see once you read below.– P.F.

 

 

 

Charming Incantations: Enticed begins with a classic setup for a fantasy novel.  In time immemorial, the world was in great peril.  The supernatural forces formed an alliance that included a Werewolf, Vampire, Banshee, Witch, Shape Shifter and the sole representative of the natural world, a Human.  Though the stuff of legends, the group still exists to protect the world from Goblins and other supernatural nasties.  It’s an intriguing start for the book, and author Monique Snyman shows a lot of potential.  She’s written a novel (the first in a series) that aims squarely at the Twilight crowd, and hits that target nicely.  My only complaint is that Enticed spends too much time developing the love affair between Human representative Elizabeth and the feisty Werewolf Romulus, that it plays it safe, where it could have been more daring.

 

This is strictly because Enticed is the first novel in a series.  Like many of the first superhero movies in vogue, the novel takes much of its time establishing character at the expense of action.  Elizabeth is the proverbial fish out of water, who needs to learn the ropes from supernaturals who are well ahead of the curve.  As our first person narrator, she’s a dynamic character who grows throughout.  She’s young, and should appeal to the Young Adult crowd that will comprise Snyman’s audience.  She’s at turns sensitive, overwhelmed by hormonal drives, and best of all plucky.  Keeping her on her toes is Romulus, the feral embodiment of pure id who’s also sarcastic and playful. Her protector, he takes the role seriously even as he flirts incessantly with her.  Yes, this is a romance, and those who pine over Edward Cullen will find plenty of joy here.  As a man who’s about to turn 40, I’m not Enticed’s target audience, but as a reviewer I’m wise enough to understand this will work for its intended readers.

 

I fear, though, that the target audience will all too easily forgive the novel’s greatest fault:  It plays itself safe from page 1 through page 158.  I know it intends to establish characters and a budding romance, but it does so on safety rails.  I wish Snyman had been more daring, thrown challenges and obstacles at Elizabeth from the outset, instead of placing her for so much of it in Romulus’ stately home.  By the time the big battle scene, against the Goblin army in a series of caves, comes about 2/3 of the way through, it’s too little too late.  If it had come 1/3 in, that would have lit things up.

 

My only other issue is the prose comes across a little amateurish.  But it’s told from the perspective of a young woman, and having taught high school, I know not to expect Shakespearean turns of phrase from that age bracket.  Young adults reading Enticed will likely feel it’s written in their tongue, and that probably works as a strength.

 

Charming Incantations: Enticed is a perfectly enjoyable novel for the Young Adult crowd if those YA’s are into fantasy and horror.  Snyman has potential, and I look forward to the next entry, which I suspect will have much more of the action that a second in a series usually provides.

–Phil Fasso

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FATHER’S DAY

 

 

Troma's big daddy

 

 

Phil started off the month with a review of Darren Lynn Bousman’s remake of MOTHER’S DAY.  Now Chad’s written a companion piece with his look at Troma’s FATHER’S DAY.  As it’s Mother’s Day today, we at DE wish all the moms out there a happy one, and that you enjoy Chadworth’s review.

 

Normally when I write reviews for Death Ensemble, I usually pick movies from the late 70s to the mid 90s. And usually they’re just so awful, that they deserve a very good tongue lashing and verbal beatdown. I mean come on, if SANTA’S SLAY doesn’t deserve about an hour in the corner with a dunce cap on, I don’t know what does. In all fairness, while most of these movies suck, I do try to make sure I write a review with as much love as I can(just wait for the PAPERBOY review. You’ll see what I mean).

 

But, today is a review of a movie that really blew me away. And there are few reasons why this is unusual for me:

 

It’s from the past year.

It’s a GREAT indie movie. Like really great.

It’s not an obscure slasher movie.

 

The movie that I’m referring to is one of the more controversial movies in horror in the past few years, Troma’s FATHER’S DAY. It’s a small movie that has caused quite the stir around the horror community. A lot of people hate it and a lot of people love it. Quite frankly, it’s a movie that has no middle ground. Which is quite sad considering how original and unique it is. I think a lot of people are missing out and I guess it’s going to be my job today to try my hardest to convince them that it’s worth their time and hard earned cash.

 

So let’s begin…

 

Adam Brooks is an indie filmmaker who seems to be a jack of all trades. He’s a writer, actor, editor, producer. and even a stunt man. Along with his collaborators Jeremy Gillespie, Matthew Kennedy, and others jointly known as Astron-6, they worked their butts off to make sure they could provide a very unusual and original tribute to grindhouse/exploitation movies. Now, that’s a very common thing to do these days, but Astron-6 made it work. Even including a “trailer” of the 1970s sci-fi spectacular STAR RAIDERS. Although, the trailer for SEXY BEACH seems to have been lost in the sands of time…

 

So once I got into the movie, I realized it’s quite…different. But, let’s face it, different can be good, and in this case it’s great. And when you have a movie about a father-killing rapist, it doesn’t get much more different. Yes. You read that right. The movie revolves around a string of father’s being slain and raped.

 

Wait, don’t leave…I can explain…

 

 

 

Ready to hunt down a father rapist/ killer

 

 

The movie indeed revolves around a father raping serial killer, but it makes it very entertaining (this is where Phil will post his disclaimer how this review doesn’t represent DE.  Ed. note—Phil will do no such thing. We’re open to individual thought here, even if he doesn’t necessarily agree—P.F.). Without giving too much away, I will say this movie blends everything you want in a horror movie very well. Humor, big boobs,  great character, great death scenes, a lot of gore, and a fun soundtrack.

 

That said, the characters of Twink, Ahab, and Father John Sullivan (the Astron-6 crew themselves!) all team up to hunt down the blood hungry father-killer.  With three very different personalities and very bizarre characteristics, they make one heckuva team. All three characters have their own deep rooted problems and issues, that for a normal comedy/horror movie is very unusual to have. That said, I definitely care about these characters and really want them to take down this murderous son of a bitch. Eventually, they find him and…well…can’t give it all away…

 

The budget of $10,000 definitely gets the A-6 team far. They were definitely able to create a movie that you can sit back and be entertained by. The soundtrack is a lot of fun to listen to. The effects, as silly as they can be, are a real hoot. Honestly, the movie plays out like HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN meets the comedy troupe Stella. The humor is very weird and off the wall. It includes a lot of puns and one-liners, which is always a plus for those viewings with their friends when they exchange lines back and forth.

 

 

 

As many have suspected, Lloyd Kaufman is Satan

 

 

I can’t really think I can convince you to see it more than that. Oh yes…Lloyd Kaufman makes a cameo as God and the Devil.

 

The fact is, this movie will not be enjoyed by EVERY audience. But that’s ok, those who appreciate its comedy and silliness, as well as awesome gore, can love it for what it is. A 99 minute entertaining trip you’ll never forget. Good or bad, you’ll never forget it as long as you live. And whether you believe it or not, that’s good filmmaking.

 

And joy of joys, this movie will be officially be released by Troma on June 12th. Just in time for that movie loving dad in our lives!

 

–Chad E. Young

 

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