As Shao Kahn surveys the horror Realms, he’s disgusted that a majority of new horror films are committing the same sins. He’s set me to the task of cataloging these evils[…]
Category: You Suck!
IT’S OFFICIAL! YOU SUCK! The Fisher Foto Shoppe F.U.
Take a look at this. No, go ahead. It’s free of charge. I promise. No, no, I don’t want so much as a dime for it. C’mon, give it a look. […]
It’s Official! You Suck! The Schmoeller Audio Debacle
The teacher in me feels compelled to sum- Oh wait. Why don’t you listen in, instead? Click>>>This Audio Doesn’t Suck<<<here
It’s Official! You Suck! A Severe Lack of Turkeys Edition
Shao Kahn’s a massive man with a massive appetite. He’s ready for his Thanksgiving feast, which is likely what you would call everything on your dinner table. He’ll find plenty[…]
It’s Official! You Suck! The Persistence of Time Edition
Fighting games have always been my favorite genre of videogames. One big reason for that is that I win or lose in a very short amount of time. I either raise[…]
It’s Official! You Suck! The 35 mm Satan Debacle in Huntington
Back in 2010, I had my greatest experience watching a movie in a theatre. To coincide with a number of its guests, the Saturday Nightmares convention hosted a screening of NIGHT[…]
It’s Official! You Suck! The 1080 This Hi-Fi That 5.1 Surround This Blu-Ray Edition
Now that Death Ensemble is a little more established as a horror site, I’m starting to get free screener copies of horror flicks from companies. Shao Kahn is most pleased, as[…]
It’s Official! You Suck! The Non-Invasive Home Invasion Edition
Shao Kahn has broken into EarthRealm. Threatening to take our best warriors and smash them to a pulp in Mortal Kombat, he’s compromised the safety of us all. But what[…]
