Automaton Trans-Stupid Welcome back to the Vaults, folks! It’s been almost a year since I’ve thrown open the door and pulled out a few of my older reviews for revision. So it’s[…]
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Tag: Opening the vaults of the Criminally Insane
ZOMBIE DEATH HOUSE
Ed. note- Okay, I barely changed a word in this one. And I gotta be honest, I now want to go watch a bunch of vintage 70s TV shows!- P.F. […]
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AUTOMATON TRANSFUSION
Ed. note- True story. I was tempted to put a poo emoji in the spot above where I placed the poster for AUTOMATON TRANSFUSION. If you go no further in this[…]
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THE DEAD ONE
Ed. note- My initial review of THE DEAD ONE was kinda dry and played too much on puns. In revising it, I realized the only way to make the review of […]
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Opening the Vaults, Vol 12: Attack of the Reebootmakemaginings!
Vol 12: Attack of the Reebootmakemaginings! Welcome back to the Vault for Volume 12! As I’m rebooting an old series of articles, I thought it was an ideal time to focus[…]
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THE CRAZIES (2010)
Ed. note- You’ll notice that this is not only a review of THE CRAZIES remake, but also a comparison to Romero’s original, with a little commentary on BOOK OF ELI tossed[…]
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FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)
Ed. note- I saw this flick at a preview before its official release date. I haven’t seen it since, so I figured it would be unfair to rewrite a critique. What[…]
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The State of the Ensemble Address 2017
When last we left off… Back on March 8, I dropped seven reviews. Over the week or two before, I’d watched an eclectic mix of horror flicks, mostly[…]
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