The Nether Realm is a hot and fiery place, so Scorpion and Quan Chi are not exactly pleased with this weekend’s weather in New York. Sub-Zero can screw himself with[…]
Category: You Suck!
It’s Official! You Suck! Free Screeners at a Price
In a past You Suck! post, I complained about a blogger giving a glowing review for shady reasons. I didn’t know that post would resonate down the line, but it came[…]
It’s Official! You Suck! It’s Never the Janitor Edition
In the long, storied tradition of horror cinema, there’s a lengthy list of unfortunate occupations. If you’re a cop, there’s about a 50/50 chance you’ll end up dead by the closing credits. […]
It’s Official! You Suck! Get Off My Name!
A few years back, on one of our glorious Myra Mondays, Mike Cucinotta and I watched Christopher Smith’s horror flick CREEP. It was a fun flick with a great performance by Franka[…]
It’s Official! You Suck! Un-Final Finales, and Faulty Fellating Flattery
Shao Kahn never stops in the middle of a Mortal Kombat tournament because he feels a break will build suspense. And he never slathers heaps of praise on Goro when[…]
It’s Official! You Suck! We Used to Call Crowdfunding Something Else
Ed. note- It’s been a long time since I’ve written one of these! As the holiday season approaches, I started thinking about greed on this Black Friday, which naturally led[…]
It’s Official! You Suck! The Cheap Life Cheapens Death Edition
The older I get, the more I’ve come to appreciate life. At 41, I’ve likely lived about half of mine already, and I love every day I spend breathing and living. […]
It’s Official! You Suck! Evil You Should Dread #2: J.R. Ewing Laughs at Sharknados
As Shao Kahn surveys the horror Realms, he’s disgusted that a majority of new horror films are committing the same sins. He’s set me to the task of cataloging these evils[…]
