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It’s Official! You Suck! Snow, Chills, Teeth and Bones on the Suck List

January 25, 2016 FassoIn the Abyss

          The Nether Realm is a hot and fiery place, so Scorpion and Quan Chi are not exactly pleased with this weekend’s weather in New York.  Sub-Zero can screw himself with[…]

 
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It’s Official! You Suck! Free Screeners at a Price

October 29, 2015 FassoYou Suck!

        In a past You Suck! post, I complained about a blogger giving a glowing review for shady reasons.  I didn’t know that post would resonate down the line, but it came[…]

 
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It’s Official! You Suck! It’s Never the Janitor Edition

September 17, 2015 FassoIn the Abyss

      In the long, storied tradition of horror cinema, there’s a lengthy list of unfortunate occupations.  If you’re a cop, there’s about a 50/50 chance you’ll end up dead by the closing credits. […]

 
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It’s Official! You Suck! Get Off My Name!

August 18, 2015September 17, 2015 FassoIn the Abyss

      A few years back, on one of our glorious Myra Mondays, Mike Cucinotta and I watched Christopher Smith’s horror flick CREEP.  It was a fun flick with a great performance by Franka[…]

 
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It’s Official! You Suck! Un-Final Finales, and Faulty Fellating Flattery

February 20, 2015 FassoYou Suck!

          Shao Kahn never stops in the middle of a Mortal Kombat tournament because he feels a break will build suspense.  And he never slathers heaps of praise on Goro when[…]

 
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It’s Official! You Suck! We Used to Call Crowdfunding Something Else

November 29, 2014November 29, 2014 FassoYou Suck!

          Ed. note-  It’s been a long time since I’ve written one of these!  As the holiday season approaches, I started thinking about greed on this Black Friday, which naturally led[…]

 
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It’s Official! You Suck! The Cheap Life Cheapens Death Edition

January 9, 2014 FassoIn the Abyss

        The older I get, the more I’ve come to appreciate life.  At 41, I’ve likely lived about half of mine already, and I love every day I spend breathing and living. […]

 
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It’s Official! You Suck! Evil You Should Dread #2: J.R. Ewing Laughs at Sharknados

July 23, 2013August 31, 2013 FassoYou Suck!

        As Shao Kahn surveys the horror Realms, he’s disgusted that a majority of new horror films are committing the same sins.  He’s set me to the task of cataloging these evils[…]

 
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